February 2012
Feb 22nd
2,671 notes
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
2 notes
When you almost slip but luckily regain your... →
Feb 20th
24,430 notes
From now on, when people say “Sick gauges d00d”: Respond with “I know. I should probably get them to a hospital soon.” Then just let the awkward silence take over.
Feb 18th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
Feb 12th
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I wish my friends would stop hooking up with dirty ass peoples. Is the party life really that grand? Stop.
Feb 11th
4 notes
1 tag
Feb 5th
3,346 notes
Evaluate the people in your life. It’s time to promote, demote, and terminate.
Feb 5th
3 notes
De-clothed myself before I even made it to the front door. I felt the need to be prepared for my meal in such a fashion. Don’t ask.
Feb 5th
2 notes
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Feb 5th
12,523 notes
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
16,197 notes
Feb 4th
57 notes
Feb 4th
4,849 notes
4 tags
Feb 3rd
6 notes
Feb 3rd
1,335 notes
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Feb 3rd
5 notes
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Feb 1st
January 2012
2 tags
Nobody listens and everyone begs.
Jan 31st
5 notes
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They’ve uploaded 3 separate Stargate series on Netflix. There goes my concern for the outside world.
Jan 30th
10 notes
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So busy passing time judging and making fun of other people, you tend to forget to get your own life together.
Jan 27th
1 note
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It has to get worse before it can get better. It has to go from bad to good in order for one to learn something.
Jan 26th
1 note
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Jan 23rd
3 notes
3 tags
Jan 22nd
120,526 notes
Jan 22nd
502 notes
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Jan 21st
1 tag
Jan 20th
There's really only one way to deal with this SOPA...
We steal the Declaration of Independence.
Jan 19th
72,288 notes
Jan 17th
259 notes
Jan 17th
265 notes
Pushing your breasts in from the side to make them look bigger in every cleavage photo. Who are you trying to fool? Just stop. Let it go.
Jan 11th
You’re so wild and party all the time. All of the updates and pictures are clearly evident. We get it. You can stop the attention campaign now.
Jan 11th
Jan 6th
Lime green polo, black dress pants and black matted dress shoes: Didn’t realize I was wearing the dress code for someone who’s “holdin’ anything dank”. Excuse the fuck out of me.
Jan 6th
People in glass houses sink ships.
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
4 tags
Jan 2nd
6 tags
Jan 2nd
December 2011
Anonymous asked: have fun paying to sew your ears up because you decided to go with the trend and get gross gauges thinking it would make you super cool
Dec 27th
3 notes
Thinking about sewing the ears up.
Dec 27th
1 tag
Dec 27th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
The Seatbelts (387) Nujabes (121) Tsutchie (40) Nujabes & Fat Jon (39) Tsutchie & Force of Nature (39) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
I think I’m having a “mid” mid-life crisis. Already took some necessary steps in improving my mental and physical health. Still have a lot to work on. But no worries: I’ll be back in no time. Here’s to always trying to keep my head up.
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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